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I am Eaglet.  Stupidest name in the world.  Mom says it is because of how I sit and have very proud and a clear penetrating gaze (I read minds), like the American Eagle.  WHATEVER.  I have these blue eyes and gold ears, could not that have given me a name like ZUES.  I mean I sit and peer around me like the God of all Gods, unless stupid George ambles by with that waving tail and I slip and become

I am George.  No, I am not curious.  Mom and her jokes.  I like to eat.  I like to watch my siblings who can be real funny when they chase my extremely expressive and attitude'ish tail.  I tend to sit and watch my  siblings as they do stupid things.  I love them, but...  I have questioned my mom about why I am golden shaded, and green eyed while they are white and have blue eyes?  Oh, so the gold 

I am Princess.  Sounds like a special name, right?  Until mom says it with sort of a uppity tone.  Like I am demanding.  I ask nice for the pets, I run to her first thing when I see her.  Sure, the stupid siblings follow, but I WAS THERE FIRST.     I am patient, but George would frustrate anyone in 30 seconds.  He is ALWAYS in my way.  And he is so SLOW...ambles around in the fast lane, blocking a